Old and New Jokes

Points to Ponder

– A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station…



– Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?



– If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?



– Does fuzzy logic tickle?



– If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?



– I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.



– How come you never hear about gruntled employees?



– How much faith does it take to be an atheist?



– I dont have a solution, but I admire your problem.



– If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?



– If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, Quit while youre ahead?



– If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?



– Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?



– I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when Im in the bathroom.



– Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?



– What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?



– What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?