28
Nov

Polar bears and Hula girls

LETTER HOME

Dear Dad, read the young soldiers first letter home. I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear …
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Several months later came another letter. Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl …

Two weeks later came yet another note. Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl …

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