Police stupidity

Heard from a friend whose friend actually saw it happen.

There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were.
He was having some trouble spelling: Torso, in ditch. t-o-r…s-o, in
d-i-c-no, t-c-h. Head, in avenue. h-e-d-no, h-e-a-d, in a-v-i…a-v-e…
<KICK> d-i-t-c-h.

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