Old and New Jokes

Genetically discriminating – racistGeological correction – earthquakeGerontologically advanced – oldGovernment employee – stupidGrammatically challenged – one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spellingGravitationally challenged – fatHorizontally challenged – thinHorizontally gifted – fatIn denial – unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened in recovery – drunk/junkieIntellectually impaired – stupidLaw enforcement officer – policemanLiving impaired – deadMaintenance hole – man-holeMale gender biased – prefers men who shave their chestsMechanically challenged – broken down automobileMelanin-impoverished – whiteMetabolically challenged – deadMicroslothically challenged – windows userMonetarily challenged – poorMorally (ethically) challenged – a crookMorally handicapped – someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zoneMotivationally dispossessed – lazyMusically delayed – tone deafNasally disadvantaged – really big noseNasally gifted – runny noseNasally gifted – large noseNitpicklike – humor challengedOne who is pc – target practiceOntologically challenged – fictional or mythologicalOsmotically challenged – thirstyOther aged – too old/young (dual purpose)Outdoor urban dwellers – homelessParking enforcement aduciator – meter maidPeople of height – too tallPerson of region – redneck