POOF

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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.Well, now, says the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich. *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.And, gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess. *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.Your third wish? asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them. Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks. *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, Bet youre sorry you had me neutered.


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