A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I dont win the lotto, I will lose my business.” She didnt win. So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I dont win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.” Still, she didnt win. So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I dont win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.” Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, “Buy a ticket.”