Old and New Jokes

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.



Oh, this is terrible, exclaims St. Peter, I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we werent expecting you, your quarters just arent ready… We cant take you in and we cant send you back.



Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. Theyre ours, but we werent expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. Itll only be a couple of days. What dya say?



Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.



However, Two days later St. Peter got a call. Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey you gotta come get these three clowns. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning!