Practical Engineers

An engineering student was walking on campus one day when another engineering student rode up on a shiny new bicycle.

Where did you get such a nice bike? asked the first.

The second engineer replied Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said Take what you want!

The second engineer nodded approvingly, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldnt have fit.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe. — Albert Einstein

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