A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of peace through the jungle when all of a sudden he realized that a lion was behind him. He tried to run, but knowing that he could not outrun the lion, dropped down and started to pray.

Unexpectedly, everything became quiet and when he looked, the lion was praying also.

The priest said to the lion, I didnt know lions prayed.

The lion replied, You are praying. Im saying grace before I gobble you up!