Preacher and peanuts

A preacher visits an elderly woman of his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. Mind if I have a few? he asks.

Not at all, the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher starts to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

Im totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really only meant to eat a few. Please let me purchase you some more.

Oh no, thats all right, the woman says. Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.

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