Before performing a baptism, the priest approached
Bubba and said solemnly, Baptism is a serious step.
Are you prepared for it?

I think so, the Bubba replied. My wife has made some
food for the event.

I dont mean that, the priest responded. I mean, are you
prepared spiritually?

Oh, sure, came the reply. Ive got a keg of beer and a case
of whiskey.

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