Priest and Rabbi…

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

After sitting down, ordering, and chitchat the Priest says Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?

He then realizes the truth I think were in a gay bar.

A man approaches and is trying to flirt with the priest.

The priest is dumbfounded, and doesnt know what to do.

The Rabbi leans over and whispers something in the mans ear.

The man walks off.

The Priest says Thanks, but what did you tell him.

The Rabbi replies I just told him were on our honeymoon.

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