Prisoner of War

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.""Well," answered the priest, "thats not a sin.""But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed.""I admit that wasnt good, but you did it for a good cause.""Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question…""What is that, my son?""Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

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