Girl Lingo:

The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means its time to meet more guys.

The Rat Race: If theres one rat in a room full of nice men, hell hit on you first.

The Eyeglass Prescription: Dont wear your glasses on a blind date. Youll look better, and he will too.

The Ring Rule: A watched telephone never rings.

The Creep Call: Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. Its a call from a creep you told you were busy.

The Fishing Forecast: They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?

The Psychological Prognosis: Love is a form of temporary insanity curable by marriage.

The Rope Trick: Give a man enough rope and hell lasso another woman.

Mind Over Matter: No one ever falls in love with another persons mind at a cocktail party.

The Fault Finder: The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.

The Unintended Result: 1) Mens desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy; 1a) Men often go looking for sex and end up finding love; 2) Womens desire for intimacy often results in sex; 2a) Women often go looking for love and end up finding only sex.

The Rabbit Rule: Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.

The Dangle Doctrine: You cant keep a good man down.

Twains Truth: Familarity breeds children.

The Fertility Factor: Women are only fertile a few days each month, unless theyre single.

The Preparation Predicament: The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely hes fallen asleep by the time youre ready.