Proud father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.

After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because hes only 4 Kg.

Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 4 Kg.

What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?

Umm, well that was before he got circumcised.

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