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Prudes and Virgins Digest, v.1 #6 (NOT13)

Prudes and Virgins Digest, v.1 #6 (NOT13) Mon Dec 5 15:12:04 PST 1988

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Date: Thu, 1 Dec 88 11:15:22 PST
Author: Reginald
Topic: Interesting positions I have discovered
Contact: reg3

Good evening.

Recently, whilst engaged in–well, lets be perfectly frank,
this is an open forum after all–intercourse with my wife, i
discovered an amazing new position, in which the female partner
occupies what might be called the dominant or top position, rather
than the more proper bottom position. We were curious as to whether
anyone else has tried this revolutionary concept. Were rather afraid
to admit it in public, since I think it falls outside of the bounds of
general decency and propriety…but, as the common people say, life is
too short not to live it up a little, eh what?

Reginald

Date: Thu, 1 Dec 88 21:43:05 PST
Author: Jonathan
Topic: A question
Contact: jonp

Ive been thinking about…er…well, you know, and…um…I was just
wondering if…if…you know…has anyone ever had any experience doing…
I mean does anyone know any good techniques for…oh never mind.

Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 10:02:33 PST
Author: GERTRUDE
Topic: KISSING
Contact: gert5

DEAR PRUDES AND VIRGINS DIGEST.

MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS TELLING ME IT IS OKAY TO KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS AND
NOT KEEP OUR LIPS PUCKERED SECURELY. IS THIS NORMAL?

GERTRUDE

Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 11:15:56 PST
Author: Robert
Topic: confessions…
Contact: robertw

ive never told anyone else about this before, but i thought
you all might like to hear about it. it all started one night when i
was studying for a physics test all alone in a classroom and this girl
walked in and sat down and started studying. i couldnt help but
notice her most prominent features. i had a hard time concentrating
on my textbook. all i could think about was introducing myself to
her. i imagined myself walking up to her–actually walking up to a
real woman–and GREETING her. i reached down and started idly playing
with my calculator as i fantasized. i thought of asking her out for
frozen yogurt. i thought of accidentally brushing against her round,
soft hands. i couldnt stand it. i had to do it. but then she got
up and left.

Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 16:49:23 PST
Author: Samuel
Topic: What turns you on?
Contact: samt

Hey I dont know about all you guys but I get really aroused whenever a girl
says, Have a nice day to me. Is this weird? Should I go see a shrink?
The short women in Willow really turn me on to.

Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 15:35:01 PST
Author: Linda
Topic: hi
Contact: lindal

um hi im new to this sex thing but the guy im with keeps telling me
its ok im not supposed to enjoy it as much as he does,,,is that right?
and what does he mean when he tells his friends she dont care ive
only got three inches? thankyou

Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 13:22:42 PST
Author: Melville
Topic: Hot digitized pix!
Contact: mel2

Hey dudes, I got lots of ]<OOL digitized pictures. Theyre all very
–>REVEALING<– if you know what i mean *wink*. Ive got Betty White
in a low-cut gown, Ive got Oprah Winfrey in a miniskirt (and I do
mean MINI!!!) and the best of them all is my pic of LINDA RONSTADT
wearing a BIKINI!!!!! And if THAT dont turn you on you MUST be
weird!!! Write me for more info!!!!!! (I want to TRADE too…Ive
been looking for a good Shirley Jones for MILLENNIAS!!!!)

Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 17:12:29 PST
Author: Patrick
Topic: Bondage
Contact: rickb

Hello–

Does anyone know anything about bondage? Is it like, male bonding?

Thanks.

Patrick

Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 18:22:03 PST
Author: Elizabeth
Topic: Nightwear
Contact: lizb

Dear Prudes and Virgins Digest,

This is ever so awkward, but i was wondering what your readers would
consider to be…ummm….attractive… in the way of nightwear. Do the
readers prefer cotton, flannel or rayon full length nightgowns? Is there
a tendency towards prints or solids? Fitted or roomy?

This is truly a burning question on my mind, as just the other evening as
my husband Percy and I were each reading various excerpts from Better Homes
and Gardens Do-It Yourself Guide to Home Remodeling and Percy commented
that perhaps to lend excitement to our marriage in much the same way our
new storm windows add pizazz to our living room I should invest in some new
nightwear. I hope your readers can assist me in my shopping endeavors.

Elizabeth

Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 20:49:13 PST
Author: J. Jacob
Topic: Re: Oral Majority
Contact: jjc

Thats DISGUSTING! You are SICK SICK SICK!!! To think that they even LET
people like you in…why, why Ill bet you even vote DEMOCRAT!!!! Brother
Falwell should kick ALL of you commie bastards out!!!!!!!

Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 23:13:52 PST
Author: Hanna
Topic: Wild fantasies
Contact: hrb

Dear P and V Digest

Just the other day I engaged in the most unbelievable
fantasy :^). I needed to study for my Chaucer exam and
ducked into what Id hoped to be an unused classroom.
Well, this was the furthest from the truth. There was a
young man in this room, but I was feeling a bit, shall we
say devil-may-care, and i brought my books in and sat in a desk
about two or three rows over from the young man. He was
quite attractive, what with his neatly manicured hands and
crisply shaved sideburns, and his shirt was neatly pressed
as well. I very much wanted him to approach me, and to
offer me a refreshment of some sort. We could discuss
literature or this seasons choice of music here with the
University Symphony or perhaps the social happening next week
at the Christian Center. My thoughts ranged even further into
the future, about how, if we were married, we could have wild,
frenzied family picnics.

His shoes were neatly buffed, and he was reading what appeared
to be some scientific manual or text, and he must have
been an intelligent and well-mannered young man, and he would
been an excellent conversationalist, and, well, just thinking
of him talking to me got me so….ruffled…. i just had to
go get a lemonade from the Cafeteria and I left quickly
even before I could review my most recent notes.

Hanna [[ last name
withheld–nj ]]

PS–Please assign an alias and a mailbox to me; many people
in my school read News and I wouldnt want them to get the wrong
impression of me.

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