Why Dogs dont surf the web…
Cant stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
Too difficult to mark every website they visit.
Cant help attacking the screen when they hear Youve Got Mail.
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway theyre browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
Cause dogs aint GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
07
Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- India and bharat
- Excuses For Missing Work
- Iron this!
- Star Wars Update Changes
- Animal testing
- Halloween Joke (Suggestive Sexual Content)
- Childrens View of Love and Marriage
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant