10
Mar
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!.
The cat says, I dont think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.
The penis outraged, says At least your master doesnt put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!