Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates cant even spell lightbulbe, eighteen to find out what the other candidates did when the lightbulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidates families think about lightbulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.