29
Apr
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?
Were the crowd not behind you asked the reporter
They were right behind me all right, said the manager, But I managed to shake them off at the station!
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!