11
Apr
1.
Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.
2.
Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: So-Sue-Mi.
3.
Q: Define: Genius
A: A C student with a Jewish mother.
4.
Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
5.
Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.