Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? – 45 minutes

Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I dont know what he looks like! What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? – Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $

3.99 a minute.

How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? Its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy!

Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.

Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex? A. Honey, Ill be home in 20 minutes.