R U A Real Cowboy?

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, Are you a real cowboy?

Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences… I guess I am, replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

Ive never been on a ranch so Im not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women, told the young woman.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that Im a lesbian!

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