A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read

the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed

the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read

so she did

she didnt know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read

along came a officer and told her what are you doing?

reading said the woman

this is a restricted fishing area

but im not fishing

that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in

if you do that i will charge you with rape the woman says

but i didn touch you

this may be true but you have all of the right equipment

Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read.

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