A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read
the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed
the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read
so she did
she didnt know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read
along came a officer and told her what are you doing?
reading said the woman
this is a restricted fishing area
but im not fishing
that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in
if you do that i will charge you with rape the woman says
but i didn touch you
this may be true but you have all of the right equipment
Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read.
04
Oct
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