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A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read

the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed



the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read



so she did



she didnt know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read



along came a officer and told her what are you doing?





reading said the woman





this is a restricted fishing area





but im not fishing





that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in





if you do that i will charge you with rape the woman says





but i didn touch you





this may be true but you have all of the right equipment









Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read.