Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said Ready, aim … at which point the brunettes yelled Earthquake!!!.
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all took off and escaped. Undaunted, the firing squad took the redheads next, and the leader again said Ready, aim … at which point the redheads
yelled Tornado!!!.
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redhead guys all took off and escaped. The firing squad took the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes had it all figured out; when the right time came just yell out the name of some natural disaster. So when the firing squad leader said Ready, aim … , the blonde guys all yelled out Fire!!!.
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Jan
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Hail Storm
- POOR DAD
- Blonde Hijacker
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Kick Blonde Ass
- International Politics
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
- Two blondes and a parachute
- A man met a beautiful
- Dandruff
- Blonde and House
- Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
- Just the Fax