Ready-Made Resolutions For Internet-ers – 1998

  • Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays.
  • Stop circulating the Good Times Virus and Join the Crew e-mail.
  • Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to.
  • Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty.
  • Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly.
  • Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta.
  • Insist that all ten best lists be strictly limited to ten.
  • Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk.
  • Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail.
  • Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway.
  • Try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe.
  • Promise when I hear Where do you want to go today?, I wont laugh. (Well, maybe not!)
  • Think of a password other than password to use on web sites.
  • Never throw another snowball via e-mail; at least not til next year.

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