Records, meant to be broken

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasnt much of an accomplishment. Ah, but youre wrong. I did it in record time. When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasnt that great. Oh yeah? said the commander in chief, Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!

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