Red Necks Guide to Computer Lingo
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- Log On:
- Makin the wood stove hotter.
- Log Off:
- Dont add no wood.
- Monitor:
- Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
- Download:
- Gettin the firewood off the pickup.
- Mega Hertz:
- When yer not careful down loadin.
- Floppy Disk:
- Whatcha git from pilin too much firewood.
- Ram:
- The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
- Hard Drive:
- Getting home in the winter season.
- Prompt:
- What you wish the mail was in the winter.
- Windows:
- What to shut when its below 15 below.
- Screen:
- What cha need for the black fly season.
- Byte:
- Thats what the flies do.
- Chip:
- What to munch on.
- Micro Chip:
- Whats left in the bottom of the bag.
- Infrared:
- Where the left-overs go when Freds around.
- Modem:
- What cha did to the hay fields.
- Dot Matrix:
- Farmer Matrixs wife.
- Lap Top:
- Where little kids feel comfy.
- Keyboard:
- Where ya hang your keys.
- Software:
- Them plastic eatin utensils.
- Mouse:
- Whats eats the horses grain.
- Main Frame:
- Hold up the barn roof.
- Port:
- Fancy wine.
- Enter:
- Cmon in.
- Random Access Mem:
- You cant remember whatcha paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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