A zoo in a redneck town acquires a female gorilla that soon goes into heat. There are no male gorillas of the species available, so the park administrators think of Ed, the part-time animal cage cleaner. They ask Ed if hed be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500. Ed shows interest but says hell have to think the matter over.The next day, Ed announces that hell do it, but only under three conditions, First, he says, I dont want to have to kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this. And third, you gotta give me another week to come up with the 500 bucks.