Old and New Jokes

BACKUP – What you do when you run over a coon in the woods







BAR CODE – Thems the fightn rules down at the local tavern







BUG – The reason you give for calling out sick







CACHE – Neede when you run out of food stamps







CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in







TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker







CRASH – When you go to Juniors party univited







DIGITAL – The art of countining on you fingers







DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer







FAX – What you lie about to the IRS







HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking







HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos







INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put ther hair







KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere







MAC – Big Bubbas favorite fast food







MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers







MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall







MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie lives







ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test







ROM – Where the pope lives







INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put ther hair







KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere







MAC – Big Bubbas favorite fast food







MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers







MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall







MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie lives







ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test







ROM – Where the pope lives