Working On The Fourth Husband

A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hopeyou dont mind me asking what happened to your first husband?""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.""Oh, how tragic! Whatabout your second husband?""He atepoisonous mushrooms, too, and died.""Oh, how terrible! Im almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.""He died of a broken neck.""A broken neck?""He wouldnt eat the mushrooms."

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