13
Jul

Redneck Jokes joke #10973

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Jackson to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.

The man replied, No, sir. It doesnt work that way. We give you a million today and then youll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If youre not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!

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