You think country and western are the two kinds of music.

You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.

You think paprika is a third-world country.

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.

You own a homemade fur coat.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

People think youre having a yard sale….and youre not.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

You own a waffle house credit card.

Youve ever made change in the offering plate.