Redneck Jokes joke #10988

Things Never Said By a Redneck…

1. I just couldnt find a thing at Walmart today.

2. Trim the fat off that steak.

3. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

4. The tires on that truck are too big.

5. Ill have the arugula and radicchio salad.

6. Ive got it all on the C drive.

7. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

8. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys.

10. Ive got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

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