Not for those who take their religion TOO seriously…

• Taoism:
  Shit happens
   
• Confucianism:
  Confucius said: Shit happens
   
• Buddhism:
  If shit happens, it isnt really shit.
   
• Zen:
  Whats the sound of shit happening?
   
• Hinduism:
  This shit has happened before!
   
• Islam:
  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah!
   
• Protestantism:
  Let shit happen to someone else.
   
• Catholicism:
  If shit happens, you deserve it.
   
• Judaism:
  Why does this shit always happen to us?
   
• Atheism:
  I dont believe this shit!
   
• Agnosticism:
  Whats this shit?