A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean…. And RAM was the cousin of a goat…..

MEG was the name of my girlfriend And GIG was your middle finger upright Now they all mean different things And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public Youd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spiders home And a virus was the flu

I guess ill stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobodys been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead