26
Apr
Paddy was standing at the bar with a Rottweiler at his feet.
Does your dog bite, Paddy? asked Mick.
No, replied Paddy.
So Mick went to pat the dog and the dog just about tore Micks arm off.
I thought you said your dog didnt bite, screamed Mick.
Thats not my dog, replied Paddy.