Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wifes been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wifes been in an accident.

They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor.

Doc comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.

Mr. Jones? the doctor asks.

Yes sir, whats happened? How is my wife?

The doctor sits next to him and says, Not good news. Your wifes accident resulted in two fractures of her spine.

Oh my God says Mr. Jones, what will be her prognosis?

Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine is inoperable. Shell have no motor skills or capability. This means you will have to feed her.

Mr. Jones begins to sob.

And youll have to turn her in her bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia.

Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly.

Then, of course, the doctor continued, youll have to diaper her as shell have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day.

Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails.

The doctor continues: And youll have to clean up her feces on a regular basis as shell have no control over her sphincters. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite often Im afraid. Of course you must clean her immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent shell be emitting regularly.

Now Mr. Jones is convulsing and sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.

Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on the shoulder and says –

Hey, Im just messinging with you, dude…

You dont have to do all that stuff – shes dead!