Rush Limbaugh is being driven through the country and when he nears a farm, the chauffeur accidentally runs over a pig. Rush Limbaugh says that the chauffuer better go in and apologize and pay for the pig. The chauffuer is in there for 10 hours. When he comes out, Rush Limbaugh asks what happened and the chauffeur says, Well, I went in and told them and the farmer gave me a feast and the mother and daughter gave me incredible sex for 7 hours!! Well, what did you say?! cries Rush Limbaugh jealously. Oh, I told them that I was Rush Limbaughs chauffeur and Id just killed the pig.