Ok well a guy whos still in college still shares his room with his little brother. He has the top bunk and his brother has the bottom. One day him and his girlfriend come home and they go to the top bunk and you know things start heating up. Then he remembers about his little brother so he says to his girlfriend if you want it harder say tomato and if you want a different position say lettuce. so then LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE! etc… Then his little brother wakes up and says Hey quit making sandwiches your two, your getting mayonase all over me!