santa + banta

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a
womans saree. He asked her Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a
The rest is history.
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse
condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a
remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
couldnt find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the
Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner repliedI
have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I cant allow you to stay.
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The Owner replied,I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I cant allow
you to stay.

He went to the next house and asked: Do you have grown up
Daughters?. The Owner asked,WHY????????? Banta replied, I wanted
to stay here for a night….. The rest is history.

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