Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun
(to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
Im telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
Hes making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who
Hes gonna ice
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
Dont give him any trouble
Hell blow you right away
Dont give him any cause to shoot
Or youll make his Christmas Day
Oh, you better believe
Hes packing a rod
No coal in your stocking
Just lead in your bod
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He doesnt want cookies
Or none of that crud
He doesnt want milk
What he wants is your blood
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
He doesnt trust nobody
Shot all his reindeer dead
Thought Dancer was a sissy
And thought Rudoulph was a red
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
Im telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
17
May
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Seasonal Medical Report
- 12 Bugs of Christmas
- Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)
- What do you call someone who kills people in the morning?
- Combating Santa Ridicule
- The very different children
- Cursing Problem
- I think Santa Claus is a woman….
- Redneck
- Preparation for parenthood
- Childishness at Christmas time
- A Genealogists Christmas Eve
- Removing of a tattoo
- How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree
- PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist