A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how its working.

So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husbands Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, shes running around thrilled and happy. Oh, my God. I cant believe how well that worked, she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, shes even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.

Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, Little boy, is your mother home?

No, shes…whos this? the little boy asks. Im a friend of your mothers and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how its going?

That was you?! the little boy says. Let me tell you — Moms dead, sisters pregnant, my ass hurts and Dads in the attic going, Here kitty, kitty, kitty.