Log on — Make the wood stove hotter
Log off — Dont add no more wood
Monitor — Keep an eye on that wood stove
Download — Getting the firewood off the truck
Floppy disk — What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Ram — The thing that splits the firewood
Hard drive — Getting home in the winter
Prompt — What the mail aint in the winter
Window — What to shut when its cold outside
Screen — What to shut in black fly season
Byte — What the black flies do
Bit — What the black flies did
Mega Byte — What the BIG black flies do chip Munchies for TV
Micro Chip — Whats left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem — What you did to the hay fields
Dot matrix — Old Dan Matrixs wife
Lap top — Where the kitty sleeps
Software — The dumb plastic knives & forks they give you at McDonalds
Hardware — The real stainless steel cutlery.
Mouse — What eats grain in the barn
Main frame — What holds the barn up
Enter — City talk for – come on in, eh?
Web — What a spider makes
Web — Site The barn or the attic
Cursor — Someone who swears
Search Engine — What you do when the car dies
Screen Saver — A repair kit for the torn window screen
Home Page — A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the field.
Upgrade — Steep hill.
Server — The person at the ABC that brings the food.
Mail Server — The guy at the ABC that brings the food.
MSDOS — Some new disease they discovered.
Sound Card — One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.
User — The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.
Browser — What they call you when your eye brows grow together.
Network — When you have to repair your fishing net.
Internet — Complicated fish net repair method.
Netscape — When a fish maneuvers out of reach.
Online — When you get the laundry hung out on the washline.
Offline — The clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground.
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Feb
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again