15
Dec

What goes up…

[Ed: Edited ]

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving
class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute
emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the
reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to his God and looked
down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up
with equal velocity.

Hey, you know anything about parachutes? he shouted to her, as they passed
by.

The reply: No… you know anything about Coleman stoves?

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