Sayings on womens t-shirts

Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
I dont believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and youre next.
And your point is …
I used to be schizophrenic, but were ok now.
Im busy. Youre ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name – youll be screaming it later.
Of course I dont look busy … I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Im multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Im one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you wont go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. Im not.

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