Screwy Date

Its the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. Hes a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls father answers and invites him in. Carries not ready yet, so why dont you have a seat?, he says.

Thats cool says Bobby.

Carries father asks Bobby what theyre planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carries father responds why dont you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby – so he asks Carries Dad to repeat it.

Yeah, says Carries father, Carrie really likes to screw; shell screw all night if we let her!

Well, this just made Bobbys eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that shes ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:


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