Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)
1. Elementary map reading
2. Crying and law enforcement
3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR
4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.
6. PMS: Its your problem, not mine (Its happened monthly since puberty-deal with it.)
7. Driving I. Getting past automatic transmissions
8. Driving II. The meaning of blinking orange lights
9. Driving III. Approximating a constant speed
10. Driving IV. Makeup and Driving; its as simple as oil and water
11. Football: Not a game; a sacrament
12. Telephone Translations (Formerly titled, Me too equals I love you)
13. How to earn your own money
14. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, Fabric bad, electronics good)
15. Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your side
16. Beyond Clean and Dirty – The nuances of wearable laundry
17. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station
18. Joys of the remote control; Reaping the benefits of 50 channels
19. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
20. His best friend can be yours too
21. His poker games: Deal yourself out
22. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, Wedlock Schmedlock)
23. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above I do
24. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
25. Your mate: selfish bastard, or victimized sensitive man?
Seminars For Males (Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. Combatting stupidity
2. You too can do housework
3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, Dont wash my silks)
8. Parenting: It doesnt end with conception
9. Get a life; learn to cook
10. How not to act like a jackass when youre obviously wrong
11. Spelling: Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You: The weaker sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake in public
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower
20. Ill wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled No, its not a bidet)
22. The weekend and sports are not synonyms
23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too
29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, You dont look like Mel Gibson when naked)
32. Changing your underwear: It really works
33. The attainable goal: removing tits from your vocabulary
34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work