A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firms
senior chef had passed away unexpectedly.

Is Mr. Smith there? asked the client on the phone.

I am very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night, the receptionist
answered.

Is Mr. Smith there? repeated the client.

The receptionist was perplexed, Perhaps you did not understand me. I am
afraid Mr. Smith passed away last night.

Is Mr. Smith there? asked the client again.

Madam, do you understand what I am saying? said the exasperated
receptionist, Mr. Smith is dead.

I understand you perfectly, the client sighed, I just cannot hear it
often enough.