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May
- It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile.
- Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world… its an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.
- The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.
- Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous fizzle.
- Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
- Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.
- A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the United States Marine Corps.
- Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face.
- After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance policy.
- Where am I? should not be considered an abnormal response to immense orgasm.
- Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance counselor.
- Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
- Its perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner.
- You know that youve had too much sex when your life begins to flash before your eyes.
- Ive had too little sex when my partner begins to flash before my eyes.
- Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand.
- Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.
- Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex).
- Sex on an inclined surface(an ant hill, for example) builds endurance.
- The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven seconds or four to seven feet.
- Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a birthmark and a rash.
- To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
- Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.